HALF PRICE SALE! NOW $6. Have 365 dates with me! Features 12 hilarious months of my photo comics and humorous writings. Photography by Eric Brown and others.

THE BEST GIRLS DIE IN NJ POSTER

This giant, one-of-a-kind poster was actually in a real art gallery because sometimes people think I'm a real artist. It's the only one ever made.

Photographer's identity revealed upon purchase.

Color print mounted on gatorboard. 24"x36." $150. Price negotiable for non pervs. Email me for details. Otherwise: